Why be a bartender when you can be a Drinks Dissemination Officer? And why modestly refer to yourself an 'admin assistant' on LinkedIn if you can add the word 'ninja' or 'genius' to your title for instant kudos?  We've searched the world to find some of the most outlandish job titles that genuinely appear on CVs or recruitment adverts, with each perfect for transforming even the most mundane of roles into something far more interesting. Read on to see some of the most unbelievable – yet totally real – job titles out there.