The worst dad
I bet your dad isn't as bad as this guy...
I've just come across a great tweeter. It's comments that are allegedly made by someone's dad. The dad is grumpy, rude and obsessed with scatalogical matters. Well worth following:
Of his tweets that don't contain any swearwords, this is the best one:
'Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.'